So, Gimli hacked my telecomp. AGAIN. I'm tryin' to improve myself, but instead of saying, "Abyssus abyssum invocat" (Latin for "Hell calls hell"), what I said was, "Acta est fabula, plaudite!" I think it means "fabulous, now, shut up and clap."
Anyhoo, got hired for a job. In Lagos, which SUUUUCKs! On the other hand, we've got our very own bug-eatin' lizard in our room! Yay! Doc says I can't keep him. Boo! But I've already named him Toto! Yay!
Found this thing on the webz... the habits of highly effective pirates... I wanna be a pirate... Yeah! Arrgh, matey! I be a mighty pirate! Long Schlong Nutjob! Hah!
Oops. Doc's calling. Maybe it's time to kill something. Yay! I mean, Arrrrrrrr!